Here Is An Attempt At An Owner’s Manual For A Band

If you are a major band that is making a living off of your music then skip right over our weak sauce. Your homework is done.

But if you are…

a.) Thinking about starting a band

b.) In a band that is seemingly going nowhere

c.) About to record your first album

…then you might want to check this out.

I’m not really gonna bore you with details about our history or the merch we have for sale. But I do want to tell you about the stuff we have done, the places we’ve been, and the hare-brained schemes we’ve conducted.

‘Why Write? You’re Musicians! Musicians Can’t Write?!’

Well, being an active band for five years and a recording band for seven. We’ve run the gamut of opportunity. We’ve met some shady characters, some great fans, tons of great aspiring bands on the road and off. The problem is no one ever seems to get anywhere. Bands fall apart. Fans appear, reappear and disappear again. We had this idea to start documenting some of our experiences, major failures and some wins so that you could copy our successes and skip over the pitfalls.

Here Are Some Of The Features We Have Planned

• Do’s and Don’t's For Band Marketing
• Recording Advice and Tutorials
• Technical notes about the venues we’ve played at
• Advice on creating interesting marketing tools for your band (like stickers, shirts, and yes..video games)
• And more! (For real, because this is a work in progress)

‘What Gives You The Right?’

Look, I know what you’re thinking: “These guys think they’re pretty hot shit”

Well, yeah, but not really. As time goes on you will read about the things we’ve done, and hopefully you will far surpass us and never want to read this blog again. I mean that.

Don’t believe me? Well we can talk about it.